18th Century Love
0scharlachrot0: jonarbuckle: Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich. It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother. “This entry shows, among apparent thefts and acts of vandalism to the Jeffersonian hoard, that someone was drinking a lot of Madeira while others were carrying away the rum.” LOL WHUT

0scharlachrot0:

jonarbuckle:

Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book

Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich.

It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother.

“This entry shows, among apparent thefts and acts of vandalism to the Jeffersonian hoard, that someone was drinking a lot of Madeira while others were carrying away the rum.”

LOL WHUT

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